isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan
…what the actual fuck
I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN
nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.
okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).
Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.
So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow
Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.
It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off Hook’s hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.
People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.
And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.” and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.
And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.
I’ve been working on the “Peter is actually dead” theory for a while and oh my gooooood
so I will get
- my brother: a better call saul shirt
- my father: a rlling stones shirt if I can get my hands at a nice minimalistic one
- my mom: sea life tickets because she wanted to go for years
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
and the fucking CAPE
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter
women were the ones who started wars
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
“The truth about impotence”
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running
And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.
For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl.
She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.
♥ DEAD MEN DON’T CATCALL ♥
Nor do genuinely decent men, or classy men, or men with wives/girlfriends, or in fact MOST living breathing men. The few that do? Find where their mother, sister, girlfriend and/or wives live and rebuke them over teaching their barbarian some manners. End of story
♥ DEAD MEN DON’T ADD BORING, UNNECESSARY “BUT WAH WAH WAH NOT ALL MEN” COMMENTARY TO PEOPLE’S ARTWORK ♥
well hello there !
Anonymous asked: name one time that Justin even treated anyone like shit! He has reduced suicide in teenagers by 19% in the past year and spends his time building school for disadvantaged children. but nobody ever sees that. they only see when cracks under the pressure of being perfect. when he went off at that pap he had just gotten out of hospital and was under stress. seriously learn your facts please.
give me a source for his “reducing suicide” because that’s TOTAL bullshit, even if he somehow prevented any suicide there’s no way to attribute it to him, nevermind 19 fucking percent, which, just so you know, would be roughly 2,000 suicides in the US alone per year
he spent a very slight amount of time helping building a single wall in a school for disadvantaged children and that was the end of his contribution
and even if both of these were true, neither of them make up for the fact that he
- assaulted a 12-year-old at a laser tag arena [oct 2010]
- pulled over while leading a three-car motorcade, cutting off a highway patrol officer and endangering the lives of everyone on the freeway [oct 2011]
- said that rape “happens for a reason” and said abortion should never be allowed in the case of rape, even going so far as to comment “I don’t know how that would be a reason” [feb 2011]
- assaulted a female paparrazzo, pushing her to the ground outside a 7-11 [march 2011]
- locked one of the producers in a closet, and he put his fist through a cake that was on the actors’ table while filming CSI [may 2011]
- involved in a scuffle with a paparazzo while leaving a mall with selena gomez, punching the man [may 2012]
- mooned fans [jan 2013]
- pictures surfaced of bieber surrounded by blunts and sizzurp [feb 2013]
- was two hours late to his concert in dubai, making his fans wait. (which might be excusable if he had an actual reason, but no, it was because he refused to stop playing video games) [march 2013]
- was 3 hours late to his concert in london
- 2.5 hours late to his concert in germany
- 3 hours late to his concert in iowa
- 1 hour late to his concert in melbourne
- attacked a photographer outside his london hotel, screaming “i’ll fucking beat the fuck out of you” [march 2013]
- abandoned his pet monkey when he couldnt produce documentation for it; the poor animal is now trapped in a fucking zoo in germany [march 2013]
- was banned from a nightclub in vienna after he and his bodyguards smash the cameras, destroy patrons cell phones and even grope some of the young female fans
- spit on his neighbour and threatened to kill him because said neighbour complained that bieber was driving over 100mph in their gated community [april 2013]
- upon visiting the icon house of Anne Frank, writes in the guest book “hopefully she would have been a belieber” [april 2013]
- peed in a restaurant mop bucket in new york from earlier in the year, spraying a photograph of bill clinton with a bottle of blue liquid and yelling “fuck bill clinton!” as he runs off [july 2013]
- weed found on his tour bus twice [april and july 2013]
- made his bodyguards carry him up the great wall of china [oct 2013]
- when he didnt get a grammy nomination he literally threw a fit. this an adult we’re talking about [dec 2012]
- flipped out at a 911 operator after he called to report paparazzi following him and the operator didn’t know what a fisker was (the type of car bieber was driving)
- and of course, the infamous incident in which he spat on his fans multiple times off of his hotel balcony
now these are just a few things that came to mind right away (i looked up the dates in case you didnt believe me and wanted to research them yourself)
so uh, sorry, who is it that needs to learn their facts? just because you’re a fan of his doesnt mean he’s a good person
though I think the monkey is better off here than with bieber
Distractions by Laura Lannes
first pic of my belly on the net ever haha
we took it drunk last night in the girls room
you thought I was kidding?
two of these arrived today so I gotta carry them around until I get home tonight..
This is how you shed the Disney image.
This looks really good.
holy shitballs this looks amazing
for watching later